It's 6:30 p.m. The theme song to Kkusum starts
blaring and every family member from Grandparents to your young cousin
huddle around the TV. If you dare to ask anyone a question, you will
be ignored or glares will be given. Try not to panic. These are the
classic signs of Kusum-otisim.
Here is what we
at BadIndianGirl recommend:
1) Leave the room at once! God
only knows what weird radio waves are sent through this show. You
may become Kusum-otized!
2) If you just found out you are pregnant
(out of wedlock), want to break the news about your Non-Indian Boyfriend
or have some other Bad Indian Girl News to share, now would be the best
time to do it. Chances are, no one will really care.
3) In
the event of an earthquake, hurricane, tornado or other catastrophic
event, trying to evacuate your Kusum-otized family would be a death wish.
Save yourself first! |
