| WHO IS RAJU? | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Raju is a sweet boy whose
sister is Payal, father is
The Perverted
Uncle and mother, the Nosy
Auntie. When Raju was a boy, he was a non-athletic shy
child who you were forced to play with. Raju placed 1st in every
spelling bee and never had a science project that did not get rave reviews
from NASA. Both sets of parents one day dreamed that you and Raju
would share nuptials when you reached your marital age of 23. Raju is an unattractive double or triple major in either Engineering, Mathematics or Medicine and graduated Magna Cum Laude from an Ivy League School. Raju had a secret crush on you growing up, but never understood why he would get a weird feeling in his groin. Raju is the perfect Indian boy. He is your mother's dream son-in-law. To you, he is a smelly nightmare. For every Bad-Indian-Girl, there are at least 5 Raju's waiting to get their virginal hands on you. Back to BadIndianGirl.com |
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| "Hello beautiful. Check out my biodata" | ||||||||||||||||||
| Raju's Biodata | ||||||||||||||||||
| Name: Rajinder Singh "Raju"
as his mother affectionately calls him Height: 5'7 - 5'10 Weight: 120 - 170 lbs. Education: Stanford Graduate Double major in Civil Engineering and Medicine (Top Honors) Occupation: Currently is employed with a large Biotech firm where he is overworked and underpaid. Salary: $100K - $150K a year (according to his parents and the entire Indian Community) $55K is his true net income Father: Graduated from Punjab University in Genetic Science. Now owns two gas stations. Mother: Homemaker. BUT her brother's-wife's-cousin is a Top Neurosurgeon at John Hopkins Smokes: NEVER Drinks: Scotch (Johnny Walker) with soda water. Complexion: Dark to Medium Brown Favorite TV Show/Movies: Kkusum/Khabi Khabi Favorite Actors/Actress: Aishwaya Rai/Salman Khan Sports: Cricket, Tennis, Table Tennis and Chess Favorite Activity: To explore why he gets unexplainable feelings in his groin, read books, stay at home with his parents and surf the sex chatrooms on the internet |
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