2. You enjoy pre-marital sex and have lots of it!!!
3. If you are married, you haven't had kids within the first 2 years of marriage
4. You majored in African American Studies, Sex Education, Art History or Women Studies
5. You show up at Indian Events wearing non-traditional Indian outfits
6. You continually debate your nosy relatives about the proper time to marry, have kids and how times have changed back when they were young
7. The only Indian Actor you have heard of is Rishi Kapoor and Amitabh Bachan
8. You do not subscribe to ZTV
9. You are constantly compared to other Good Indian Girls of the community
10. You're a Lesbian
