The Pervert Uncle - Every  Girl's worst nightmare
					"Hello Beta.  You have grown"
			The Pervert Uncle is despised by every girl on this planet. He is the uncle who gets drunk from countless tumblers of Chivas Regal & Soda, directs weird comments to you as he slurs and thinks he's Hritek Roshan on the dance floor.  Much like his wife the Nosy Auntie, the Pervert Uncle is also highly inquisitive about your life.  He can usually be found by the bar trying to make small talk with you while staring down your chest. Below are a few things the Pervert Uncle might say.  Please stay away from him at all costs! Back to BadIndianGirl
				"Oh Beta, the young generation these days have no respect for their elders." (All the while thinking, "I vish I could spank that nice ass") "Oh Beta, come do the Bhangra with me" (...As he grabs your hand and tries to get freakishly close to you on the dance floor) "Oh Beta, look at ju! Ju are so skinny" (..He's thinking, "I vish my wife Kuldeep had that nice ass") "Oh Beta, vhy ju don't come over sometime and spend the night.  Payal always talk about ju" (Ya use the daughter as an excuse, you pervert!) "Oh Beta, last time I saw ju was vhen ju where very young.  YOU'VE GROWN BETA!" (staring straight at your ample breast)