9. The elaborate lies are more complex than nuclear science
8. Her family bloodline only grows on one side of the tree
7. She has more relatives than the population of your state of birth...
6. ...and they all live in the same house!
5. If you are privileged enough to attend a family event, you are disguised as her "cousin's friend"
4. If you get married, when opening wedding gifts you hear your wife say, "Looks like Payal never used that serving tray we got her"
3. At an Indian event no matter what you order at the bar, it comes back as scotch & soda
2. You get a free lifetime supply of slurpees and gasoline from the family business
1. You permanently smell like curry
