The B.I.G research and development team has come up with a list of products that are a must have for all Indian Girls....
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Instant Club Wear - A long skirt that drops to the ankles yet when you walk out the door, unzips to a short mini skirt.

Skin Darkening Cream - To get out of those potential arrange marriage situations.  Darkens skin in less than 1 minute.

Mini Indian Party Purse which is really a drinking flask -  Sick and tired of the cheap wine and poor selection of hard alcohol? Make your own cosmopolitan and take secret swigs at the next Indian event. Purse comes in black, white and red sequence.

Yum Yum Paan! – An innocent and yummy paan leaf on the outside and a scrumptious joint waiting to be rolled into a fatty on the inside.

Luscious Lip Gel- A lipstick case on the outside with a roll-on mustache remover balm on the inside.  Suitable for Indian girls ages 4 - 75.  

Chaaples with an attachable heel – Flat, boring shoes that comes with an attachable slutty, Fuck-me stiletto heal.  Perfect for Indian girls going clubbing but have to make a pit stop at the local temple.  

Magic Bindi’s – Innocently placed on your forehead, this bindi is actually a camcorder that records those very private moments.  Can also be wired to your garage and act as a garage door opener.  

Best Damn Samosa! - Looks like a vegetable samosa but is actually a beef burger with the works.  Great for those meat loving Indian girls and boys whose families have forced them to become good vegetarians.  

Bollywood Hits Volume I – Perfect to keep in the car.  This CD is equipped with an automatic “Desi-Parent” sensor and switches to Bollywood hits like “Chori Chori”, “Ajnabi” and “Pyaar Hota Hein” within minutes of picking up a parent smell.  As parents exit the car, the CD switches back to 50 Cent, Trick Daddy, Master P and Dr. Dre.  

Gulaab Jamun-P.M. A must have for all Indian girls who still live at home and want to occasionally slip away for some all night partying, drinking, smoking and freaking.  Simply feed one Gulaab Jamun-PM to each parent before bed time, wait 10 minutes and watch as they slip into a deep, harmless slumber for the rest of the night.  Active ingredients: 25% Ether, 42% General Anesthesia.  

Chia-Sardar - Easy to do, fun to grow! This unique, hand made clay Sardar-ji  will provide hours of fun for the whole family.  Simply add water and watch as the Sardar-ji’s head explodes into a lush green turban.  Also available in the "Watch Auntie Grow a Goatee!" model.  

Fun “Chapati” Shapers – No more boring round chapati!  Make family dinners fun and exciting by serving up Chapatis shaped like penises, boobies, butt cheeks and middle fingers.  Scooping up dal will never be the same!  May be purchased individually or in a set of 4.

Products coming soon!  A portion of the proceeds will go to the "Save a Payal Foundation"