3) You have engaged in premarital fooling around (1 point for kissing, 2 points for mutual fondling, 5 points for having premarital sex)  Give yourself and additional 14 points if you have engaged in Lesbian activities
   

4)  When you go out to a club you wear the following clothing items:
      - Sari (0 points)
      - Pants/tube tops (2 points)
      - Short Skirt/breast revealing top (3 points)
      - Saran Wrap (6 points)

5) When you go to an Indian event you drink the following:
       -I usually don't drink at Indian events but I do drink outside of them (1 point)
       - I chug the cheep wine that is available (2 points)
       - I drink beer (3 points)
       - I drink screw drivers/martinis/rum and coke (4 points)
       - I drink scotch with club soda like the Uncles (6 points)
       - I take shots (7 points)

6) If your parents begin a debate with you in regards to your life you:
       - Agree with them completely and vow to change immediately (1 point)
       - Turn around and walk away (2 points)
       - Debate all their questions (3 points)

7) When your Nosy Auntie tries to pry into your life or make comments about your life you:
        - Respectfully take her beating with a fake smile on your face (1 point)
        - Make witty remarks but act respectful (2 points)
        - Tell her and the entire gosip-aunti community off (3 points)
        - Tell her to shut  up and get her fat ass to the gym (5 points)

8) You know how to make the following Indian Dishes:
        - Curdle your own yogurt (-1 point)
        - A full blown 5 course Indian meal (0 points)
        - Chia Tea (1 point)
        - I do not know how to cook Indian Food (3 points)
        - I don't know how to cook period  (4 points)

9) It's 6:30 p.m. on a Friday night. You are:
       - Tuning in to ZTV for the latest episode of Kusum (-1 point)
       - Staying at home with the parents/husband (0 points)
       - Getting ready for a night out on the town (3 points)
       - Getting ready for a hot date (4 points)

10) You have heard of the following Indian Actors:
      - Amitab Batchan/Rishi Kapoor (2 points)
      - Shilpa Sheety (0 points)
      - Mumta Kulkarni (0 points)
      - Sunil Sheety (0 points)
      - I have heard of all of these actors (-4 points)
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NOW RATE YOURSELF:
Count all the points from your answers to see if you are a good Indian Girl or a BAD INDIAN GIRL

(Below 14)  -  GET OFF THIS SITE! Why are you here? Shouldn't you be updating your profile on Shadi.com and perfecting your Dhal making abilities?

(15 - 19) - You are mostly a good Indian Girl that respectfully talks to your Nosy Auntie. BUT give you an alcoholic beverage and you will become a BAD INDIAN GIRL. We suggest that those in this score range may want to leave the site to preserve your good Indian Girl-ness.

(20 - 29) You are a BAD INDIAN GIRL and your relatives talk shit about you. There may be some hope (through cleansing and a prayer ceremony orchestrated by your Nosy Auntie) that you may become a good Indian Girl.  Otherwise, welcome to the Bad Indian Girl Community!

(30 - 39) You are a VERY BAD INDIAN GIRL. Shame on you! You are a complete embarrassment to your parents.  All the aunties and uncles in the community know about your ways and are hiding their Raju's and Payal's from you. There is no way on this Bollywood planet that you could EVER become a good Indian Girl!

(40+) HOLY AUNTIE BUTT!  You may be the worst Indian Girl in the whole community!  We would like to hear from you!!!!

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